Choppers are
$5.00
Ever sick and tired of breaking down when you’re off to get a cold one then a fellow brother zooms by on his bagger sniffing his cold trout fingers from his old lady the night before while you suckle on living on hopes and dreams that you’ll be as choppular as that one dude at the swap meet with his Un pristine white pants, and wife beater looking like he was out rollin round in the pig pens the night before. Yeah you know, that fucking guy.
Daddies money must be nice because choppers are fuckin gay.